radioactivesoup:

kk-maker:

2spoopy5you:

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

#STEVE YOU RECKLESS FUCK #’we need a plan’ my ass #how about ‘break everything until I’m outside and then figure shit out from there’ #A+ steve you win (tags via bluandorange)

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Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
— don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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calliopesmuse:

anchorsawaysetsail:

withoutapresspass91:

Shonda Rhimes ain’t fucking around. 

BYE FELICIA

Someone send this to Adam and tell them this is how to handle people hating on their gay fans or characters.

calliopesmuse:

anchorsawaysetsail:

withoutapresspass91:

Shonda Rhimes ain’t fucking around. 

BYE FELICIA
Someone send this to Adam and tell them this is how to handle people hating on their gay fans or characters.

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In fact, Renner met President Obama at a private event in Beverly Hills in 2012, and his lack of a filter was on full display. ‘I probably said some very offensive things,’ Renner said. ‘I said something about how he should strap on an ‘Avengers’ costume: ‘You know, you could get some votes, dude. Sling a bow and arrow around you and people will start liking you.’ That’s OK, he laughed.’
— Renner continues to be Actual Clint Barton, apparently (via jeremyrennerdaily)

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L’Homme était assis seul, plongé dans une profonde tristesse.
Les animaux se sont approchés, et on dit :
« Nous n’aimons pas te voir si triste. Demande ce que tu veux et tu l’auras. »
L’Homme a dit : « Je veux de bons yeux. »
Le vautour à répondu : « Tu auras les miens. »
Puis l’Homme a dit : « Je veux être fort. »
Le jaguar a dit : « Tu auras ma force. »
Puis l’Homme a dit : « Je veux connaître les secrets de la terre. »
Le serpent a répondu : « Je te les montrerai »
Ainsi ont répondu tous les animaux.
Après avoir obtenu tous les dons qu’ils pouvaient lui donner, l’Homme est parti.
Et le hibou a dit aux autres animaux : « Maintenant l’Homme sait tout et il peut faire beaucoup de choses. Soudain, j’ai peur. »
Le chevreuil a dit : « L’Homme a tout ce dont il a besoin. Il ne sera plus triste. »
Mais le hibou a répondu : « Non. J’ai vu un vide dans l’Homme, immense comme une faim impossible à rassasier. C’est ce qui le rend triste et vorace. Il va prendre et toujours prendre. Jusqu’à ce qu’un jour, le Monde dise : « Je ne suis plus et je n’ai plus rien à donner. »
— Conte amérindien (via ambrena)

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sevenswells:

kierenewberry:

VOTE HERE
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, against the dying of the light."
Being a part of this poll has made me very proud to call myself a Rotter. We’re not busy pointing fingers or dragging down the competition, we build ourselves up, and then we get to work. We have the next 24 hours to win this, but whether we walk away with second or first place, I can say the ITF fandom is far more passionate and powerful than anyone (maybe even ourselves) could have imagined. Finishing this poll with half a million votes in itself is a statement, the BBC will recognize that. We’re not out of the race yet, but let’s be proud.
#saveintheflesh

LAST DAY OF THE POLL GUYS!!! WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!!!!

sevenswells:

kierenewberry:

VOTE HERE

"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, against the dying of the light."

Being a part of this poll has made me very proud to call myself a Rotter. We’re not busy pointing fingers or dragging down the competition, we build ourselves up, and then we get to work. We have the next 24 hours to win this, but whether we walk away with second or first place, I can say the ITF fandom is far more passionate and powerful than anyone (maybe even ourselves) could have imagined. Finishing this poll with half a million votes in itself is a statement, the BBC will recognize that. We’re not out of the race yet, but let’s be proud.

#saveintheflesh

LAST DAY OF THE POLL GUYS!!! WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!!!!

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shatterdomescientist:

trenchgun:

thespacegoat:

shrekyourself:

My buddy James found more unnecessarily gendered food products

why are men so embarrassing 

mmm. yeah bro im drinking my dude milk. it’s so thick, brah.

shake well before opening

shatterdomescientist:

trenchgun:

thespacegoat:

shrekyourself:

My buddy James found more unnecessarily gendered food products

why are men so embarrassing 

mmm. yeah bro im drinking my dude milk. it’s so thick, brah.

shake well before opening

(via johanirae)

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