If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
Litteraly had to make the students I was examining for their finals realize that despite what they had been told by their quite older teachers no, Twitter, the internet, the mobile phone did not make “youth” lose communication.